Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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