But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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