Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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