I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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