big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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