I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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