and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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