The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You made out with two different species that night
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Randomize
