the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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