He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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