She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Randomize
