Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
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He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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