I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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