porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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