it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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