the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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