I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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