i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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