her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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