Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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