Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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