And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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