found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
that is very illegal...i love you.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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