let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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