forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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