I need help removing her.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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