Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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