I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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