Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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