I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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