Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize
