I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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