just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
