Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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