omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I think pants incapable of making pants work
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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