you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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