Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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