Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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