Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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