We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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