just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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