Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
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