My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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