Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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