): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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