He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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