THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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