Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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