we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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You. Win. At. Life.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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