I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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