how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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