This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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