How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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