so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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