i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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