it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
i believe in u and ur pee
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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