Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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