Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
