their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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